Freaks online dating

In his mind, no woman is worth the time of the day unless she fits his preconceived notions of perfection and respectability. I’m Hot And You’re Not: You are more likely to have a tea party with President Barack Obama, hookup with Robert Pattinson and write a comedy sketch with Tiny Fey all in the same day, than receive a meaningful compliment from this guy.

He views long-term dating as a “hiring-process” for which he will happily accept resumes, but he knows that at the end of the day no candidate is worthy of the position. This fellow spends seven days of the week at the gym (and wishes there was just more time to dedicate solely to his triceps), frequents the men’s bathroom to catch a glimpse of himself in the mirror, and has at least three photos on his profile where he is doing his version of “Blue Steel.” He is online for the attention, not for love, and definitely not for you!

Once you’ve hit day four all hope dissipates and you must sadly accept the fact that you will never be hearing from him.

It went something like this: “Hey, it’s Sabrina” “Oh, um hi.

He isn’t afraid to bombard your inbox with “hey sexy” messages and prefers to only converse about bra sizes or the possibilities of video-chatting via Skype. Big Daddy: Big Daddy looks in the mirror and sees Hugh Hefner as his reflection.

He sees women as objects similar to air pumps whose sole purpose is to inflate his ego. He is an older gentleman, usually divorced, but definitely desperate.

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